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So, you ever make a text about the prosperity of what is yet to come in today's generation of millennial s on your passive Reddit server, and you see that the first comment is?

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My feet are really itchy and my dog really likes salty snacks.

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Hey mom, can we eat?

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The Undertaker in utter shock realised who he was staring at this whole time.

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So a Mexican, a Jew, and a coloured guy walk into a bar...

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Detective Fox licked the white powder off of his finger, just like his heroes did on TV cop dramas.

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The last man on earth sat in a room

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Trump is trying to distance himself from Netanyahu and his constituents.

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Every single day I was hit by my bullies at school, and because of that I decided to end my life.

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As I woke up, my eyes began to notice a sprawling black mass moving slowly across the ceiling.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
So, you ever make a text about the prosperity of what is yet to come in today's generation of millennial s on your passive Reddit server, and you see that the first comment is?	1
My feet are really itchy and my dog really likes salty snacks.	1
Hey mom, can we eat?	1
The Undertaker in utter shock realised who he was staring at this whole time.	1
So a Mexican, a Jew, and a coloured guy walk into a bar...	1
Detective Fox licked the white powder off of his finger, just like his heroes did on TV cop dramas.	1
The last man on earth sat in a room	1
Trump is trying to distance himself from Netanyahu and his constituents.	1
Every single day I was hit by my bullies at school, and because of that I decided to end my life.	1
As I woke up, my eyes began to notice a sprawling black mass moving slowly across the ceiling.	1